Charmed (Death Escorts #2)(36)
Author: Cambria Hebert

I was ready to go. For some reason I felt like I’d been in a ten-round boxing match and my body took most the hits.

I opened the door.

There was no body hanging inside. It wasn’t a closet.

It was a room.

“It’s a secret lair,” Storm whispered.

I rolled my eyes and walked forward into the room. It looked like a mini apartment. The room was a large rectangle and off to the right was a couch, two upholstered chairs, and a round coffee table. On the wall was the hugest flat-screen TV I’d ever seen.

Off to the left was a small kitchenette, but it looked like it was never used. Everything was brand new and looked untouched.

But it wasn’t dusty.

If this was a place he never used, then it would be dusty; it would smell stale and vacant.

It didn’t.

“Ugh, Charming, You might want to look at this.”

There was a small door leading out of the space. Presumably to a bedroom. But I wasn’t concerned with how the room was used or decorated, but rather what was coming out of it.

It was a soul.

It looked just like Storm. Except it was bright pink.

The soul stopped just inside the room—just hovering there like it was shocked to see us.

Hell, it couldn’t have been as shocked as we were.

Now this was interesting. In all my years, this was the first time I ever saw a soul wandering around—besides a Ghost Escort.

“Is it a Ghost Escort?” I asked Storm.

“Couldn’t be. All of us are black and that is clearly not black.”

“You’re just like me,” the soul said, floating a little closer to Storm. It had the voice of a woman. She seemed surprised to see someone like her.

Clearly she could talk. I guess that wasn’t a surprise, considering the rest of us could talk when we weren’t inside a body.

“No body here either,” Storm agreed.

“Are you here to bring me a body?”

I glanced at Storm. She was waiting for a body?

“Uh,” I began, for once not being able to come up with a rapid reply.

“Not that it matters,” she said. “I probably won’t be able to get inside that one either.”

This just kept getting better and better.

The Grim Reaper was harboring the soul of a woman who, of her own admission, couldn’t manage to get into a body.

“You can’t get into a body?” Storm said, intrigued. “That’s like G.R.’s specialty. He can take souls in and out of bodies in his sleep.”

“Who are you?” she asked, suddenly realizing maybe she should be suspicious.

“We work with G.R.,” I told her. “Why are you in here? Who are you to him?”

“This room was secret. How did you find it?” As she spoke she went backward, moving away from us.

“G.R. told us about it,” I said, taking a step closer.

“I don’t believe you.”

And then she started to scream.

“Shhh!” Storm and I both exclaimed, looking back the way we came. Her screams weren’t that loud. I guess she couldn’t project her sound, but I knew if she yelled long enough, someone would hear and then shit would hit the fan.

“Shut her up!” I growled at Storm while I ran into the kitchenette to see if there was anything I could use to make her be quiet. But there are no real weapons you can use against someone that doesn’t have a body.

Except another soul.

Storm tackled her, the black cloud that made up his form wrapping around her pink form, and the two colors began mixing together. A burst of pink would explode from the center of the black and Storm would make a grunting sound, but then the black would cover up the pink once more and he would swirl around her like an angry thundercloud just waiting to unleash its wrath. Her screams turned to strangled sounds and then died off completely.

“A little help here,” Storm called as he struggled.

“What do you want me to do?” I asked, wondering if he was somehow killing her.

“Find something to put her in!”

That I could do. I reached into the cabinet where I saw a jar earlier and grabbed it, rushing across the room while I unscrewed the lid and held it out. Storm started circling her, like a spinning cyclone. Round and round he went, whipping up the air around us and creating what could only be described as a tornado inside the tiny apartment.

“Hold it steady,” he called, and then like a baseball bat, he smacked the pink soul into the jar.

I stood there stunned that he actually made the shot on the first try. Pink funneled out around the jar and floated around my hand. I waited for it all to gather in on itself and follow the rest of the soul into the jar, praying it hurried up before she came to and tried to get out.

She didn’t. Whatever Storm did seemed to put her down for the count. When all the pink went inside the jar, I jammed the lid on and screwed it shut, tight.

“What the hell was that?” I asked Storm.

“Spending time with the other Ghost Escorts can get a little… irritating. Sometimes we wrestle.”

“That was wrestling?”

“Soul style.”

Soul-style wrestling? Okay, then.

“We gotta get out of here,” I said, glancing through the door. We were lucky no one heard her and came running.

“I can’t believe he has a soul,” Storm said. “What’s he going to do with it?”

“I don’t know, but I know what I’m going to do with it.”

“Tell me you aren’t,” Storm said, his voice flat.

“You don’t actually think I would leave this here? A soul in a jar?”

He let out a few more of those really artful swear words.

“It won’t be easy to get out of here,” I said thoughtfully. “The bodies are going to be more of a challenge.”

“You’re taking the bodies too?”

“Why do you keep acting so surprised?” I asked, irritated. “This is what we came for.”

He mumbled something I didn’t hear.

“Are you in or are you out?” I said coldly. I didn’t have time for his pansy-ass ways. I had bodies and a soul to steal.

“I’m in,” he said, not even stopping to think about it. Good thing too because I was starting to think he was turning into a woman, what with all his questions, incessant chattering, and gasping about my nefarious plans. Geez, next time I went on a mission I would just hire Barbie. She’d be easier to work with.

“Good. Let’s get to it,” I said, stuffing the jar containing the soul inside my jacket. “We have some bodies to steal.”