Dead Ever After (Sookie Stackhouse #13)(69)
Author: Charlaine Harris

"I would be . . . interested . . . to hear what else was on it. The list."

"On the selfish side, he told Sam that he could not tell you that Sam had actually been the moving force behind bailing you out. On the less selfish side, he made it an absolute condition of his marrying Freyda that you never be harmed by any vampire. Not harassed, not tasted, not killed, not made a servant."

"That was thoughtful," I said. In fact, that changed my whole future. And it wiped out the bitterness I’d begun to feel toward a man I’d loved a lot. I opened my eyes to see the pale faces staring at me with round blue eyes, eerily alike. "Okay, what else?"

"That Karin guard your house from your woods, every night for a year."

Eric had already saved my life again and he wasn’t even here. "That was real thoughtful, too," I said, though with an effort.

"Sookie, take my advice," Pam said. "I’m going to give it to you for free. This was not ‘nice’ of Eric. This was Eric protecting what used to be his, to show Freyda that he is loyal and protects his own. This is not a sentimental gesture."

Karin said, "We will do anything for Eric. We love him. But we know him better than anyone, and this calculation is one of Eric’s strengths."

"As a matter of fact," I said, "I agree." But I also knew that Eric liked to kill two birds with one stone. I thought the truth lay somewhere in between.

"Since we agree that Eric is so practical, how come Eric can do without you both?"

"Freyda’s condition. She did not want him to bring his children with him; she wanted him to assimilate into her vampires without having a cadre of his own people."

That was real smart. I had a second of thinking how lonely Eric would be without anyone familiar around, and then I choked off that sadness at the throat.

"Thank you, Pam," I said. "Freyda banned me from Oklahoma, which is not important. But Felipe banned me from Fangtasia, so I won’t be visiting you at work. However, I’d love to see you from time to time. If you’re not too important now that you’re sheriff!"

She inclined her head with an elaborately regal gesture, meant to amuse. "I’m sure we can meet somewhere in the middle," she said. "You’re the only human friend I’ve ever had, and I would miss you a little if I never saw you again."

"Oh, keep up the warm and cuddly," I said. "Karin, thanks for stopping this man from killing me and for putting him in here. I’m guessing the house was unlocked?"

"Yes, wide open," she said. "Your brother, Jason, came to get some things he needed for your hospital stay, and forgot to lock it."

"Ah . . . and how do you know that?"

"I may have asked him a few questions. I had no idea what had happened at your house, and I could smell your blood."

She’d taken him under with her vampire wiles and interrogated him. I sighed. "Okay, bypassing that, I guess Copley came along later?"

"Yes, two hours later. He had a rental car. He parked it in the cemetery."

I could only laugh. The police had removed Copley’s own car, driven there by Tyrese. Copley had repeated the pattern of his bodyguard, but hours later. But by now I’d resolved I wouldn’t have Copley in my house any longer. "If he left his rental car so close, maybe you all should drive him away in it. I assume the keys are in his pockets."

Diantha obligingly went to look and returned with the keys. Searching for things was definitely her favorite occupation.

Mr. Cataliades and Diantha offered to move the prisoner outside. Mr. C carried Amelia’s father over his shoulder, and Copley’s head bounced limply against Mr. C’s broad back. But I had to harden my heart about it. He couldn’t be hypnotized, and he couldn’t be set free, and I couldn’t keep him prisoner forever. I tried not to think that it would have been better (by which I meant easier) if Karin had killed him immediately.

When Eric’s children rose to leave, I got up, too. To my astonishment, they gave me a cold kiss apiece, Karin on the forehead and Pam on the lips.

Pam said, "Eric told me that you refused his healing blood. But if I may offer mine?"

My shoulder was aching and throbbing, and I figured this might be the last time in my life I could dodge physical pain. "Okay," I said, and took off the bandage.

Pam bit her own wrist and let her blood drip sluggishly onto the ugly wound on my shoulder. It was puffy and red, and scabby and sore, and altogether yucky. Even Karin made a moue of distaste. As the dark blood ran slowly over the damaged flesh, Karin’s cool fingers gently massaged it into my skin. Within a minute, the pain subsided and the redness vanished. The skin itched with healing.

"Thanks, Pam. Karin, thanks for looking out for me." I looked at the two women who were so like me and yet so completely different. Hesitantly, I said, "I know Eric intended to turn . . ."

"Don’t talk about it," Pam said. "We’re as close to friends as we can be, human and vampire. We’ll never be more, and I hope never less. You don’t want us to think too much about how it would be if you became like us." I made a resolution then and there to never refer to Eric’s intention of having the three of us as his children.

When Pam was sure I was not going to add to her statement, she said, "Knowing you, I’m sure you will worry about Karin being bored out in the woods. After the past few years of her life, that will be a good thing for Karin, to have a year of peace."

Karin nodded, and I knew I really didn’t want to find out what she’d been up to the past few years. "I’ll be well fed from the donor’s bureau," she said. "I’ll have a mission, and I will get to be outside all the time. Perhaps Bill will come over for a conversation every now and then."

"Thanks again to both of you," I said. "Long live Sheriff Pam!" Then they were gone out the back door, to drive Copley Carmichael away in his rental car.

"A neat solution," said Mr. Cataliades. He’d come into the kitchen while I was taking a pain pill, the last one I would need. My shoulder was healing but twingeing as it did so, and I had to go to bed. Frankly, I also figured taking a pain pill would squash staying awake to worry about Barry.

"Barry’s got demon blood and he’s a telepath. Why can I read his mind and not yours?" I asked him out of the blue.

"Because your power was a gift from me to Fintan’s lineage. You’re not my child as Pam and Karin are Eric’s, but the result is somewhat the same. I’m not your maker; I’m more like your godfather or your teacher."

"Without ever actually teaching me anything," I said, and then winced when I heard how accusing that sounded.