The Seal of Solomon
“That’s like being nearly sane. Are you leaving too?”
“ ‘Too’?”
“Ashley came to see me.”
“Ah. Yes, I am leaving.”
“What about me?”
“That’s the reason I’ve come. You have a choice, Alfred. You may stay here at headquarters or you may accompany me on the hunt for the Hyena.”
“I don’t like those choices. How about I just go home to Knoxville?”
“I’m afraid that isn’t possible. It would not be safe.”
“I figured that was the reason. They know I’m from Knoxville, don’t they?”
“They know a great many things.”
“How many?”
He sat beside me and put one of his huge hands on my knee. “There is nothing of you that is hidden from them, Alfred. Nothing. They know you better than anyone will ever know you. They have seen your secret face, the face you hide from everyone, even from yourself. All that you know, all that you remember—even those things you cannot remember—all that you desire, even those desires you hide from yourself, has been laid bare to their eyes.”
“That doesn’t sound good.”
“Of course, there is no safer place on earth than here at headquarters. We can protect you here. I cannot guarantee any protection should you decide to come with me.”
“So why would I decide that?”
He studied me for a long time, looking right into my eyes, but I didn’t look away. I had looked into worse eyes than his.
“Can they see my future too?”
He shook his head. “No one knows the future, Alfred, save one, and that secret is safe with him.”
“You know what I’m going to say, don’t you? You already know what my choice is going to be.”
I pushed myself off the bed, wincing as my right foot hit the floor and the pain shot all the way up my leg.
“Okay,” I said. “Where’s my parka?”
32
I followed Op Nine through a maze of corridors, into two separate elevators, past unlabeled doors with security keypads, some with armed guards stationed next to them, struggling to keep up with my bum leg as he strode down the lime green hallways, silent for most of the way, but sometimes, like in one of the elevators, he would turn to me and say something.
“Do you know you are the first civilian to set foot inside headquarters since its founding? Few know of its existence and none know its location, but these are extraordinary times, Alfred Kropp.”
And, while we marched down yet another corridor, he said, “You are in an underground city roughly the size of London.
And, like a city, there are shops and restaurants, a postal center, movie theaters, places of worship for all the major religions. Lecture halls, research facilities and a library that would be the envy of the world—if the world knew of it.”
“Sort of like OIPEP University,” I said.
He frowned. “There is no university here.”
“I was making a joke.”
“I see.”
“You know, only about two percent of the human population lacks a sense of humor, Op Nine.”
“Indeed. Then I am in a select group, yes?”
My stomach was bothering me before my feast because it was empty; now it bothered me because it was full. Next time, I promised myself, I wasn’t mixing pepperoni pizza, Cheetos, and a pint of double-chocolate-fudge ice cream.
We finally stopped at an unmarked door. Op Nine swiped the pad of his thumb over a sensor and the door swung open. We stepped inside a room that looked like a dry cleaners, with clothes hanging on poles that ran the entire length of the room. A round little man wearing a tweed vest appeared.
“Yes? What do you want?”
“Something appropriate for him,” Op Nine said, nodding at me.
The little guy stared at me.
“Hi,” I said. “I’m Alfred Kropp.”
“I know who you are,” he said. He looked at Op Nine. “Define ‘appropriate.’ ”
“Private school, weekends in the Hamptons, old money,” Op Nine said.
The little guy looked at me, pursed his fat lips, and said, “If you say so, but it’s gonna be a stretch. Nationality?”
“American.”
He disappeared into the couture forest.
“We’re going undercover?” I asked.
“We’ve ruled out running ads and printing flyers,” Op Nine said. His eyes sparkled. “No humor.”
The little vest-wearing man came back with a stack of clothes—sweaters, shirts, pants, mostly khakis. For the next twenty minutes I tried on different combinations. Op Nine finally settled on a blue pullover sweater with khakis and brown loafers.
“It would work except for the hair,” vest-man said. “The hair’s all wrong, and the face.”
“What’s the matter with my face?” I asked.
“Pores too big. You’re supposed to be rich. Rich kids get dermabrasion and those zit pills.”
“We’ll risk it,” Op Nine said.
“Teeth are nice, though.”
“Yeah,” I said. “But you should see my toenails.”
“I don’t want to see your toenails.”
I also got a fur-lined parka identical to Op Nine’s and big snow boots that fit over my loafers.
Vest-man called after us as we were going out the door.
“I’d take him over to Cosmetics if I were you. Get something for those pores!”
On the way to the elevator, I said, “You know, I never would have guessed headquarters looked like this.”
“Like what?”
“Like a very old high school or hospital ward. I thought it would be all glass and shiny metal and people-movers like at airports and digitalized—you know, monitors and gadgets all over the place.”
“There is all of that,” Op Nine said. “We just have cleverly disguised it all to look like an old high school or hospital ward.”
“This is about the humor remark, isn’t it? You’re trying to prove you have some.”
We stepped into the elevator. We were on LL56. He pressed the button labeled “S” and the elevator started up. I had the sensation of great speed as we rocketed upward, I assumed, fifty-six stories.
“And a logo,” I said.
“Logo?”
“Sure. The OIPEP logo. Every big spy outfit—well, every spy outfit period, even the small ones—has a logo. Where’s your logo? I didn’t see one in the conference room or anywhere else.”