Can You Keep a Secret?(105)
Author: Sophie Kinsella

I tail off at his expression.

Fuck. He’s already done.it.

‘Francesca said …’ Connor says in a voice as stiff as a board. ‘Francesca told me that really turned her on.’

‘Well, I’m sure it did!’ I backtrack madly. ‘Women are all different. Our bodies are all different … everybody likes … different things.’

Connor is staring me in consternation.

‘She said she loved jazz, too.’

‘Well, I expect she does! Loads of people do like jazz.’

‘She said she loved the way I could quote Woody Allen line for line.’ He rubs his flushed face. ‘Was she lying?’

‘No, I’m sure she wasn’t …’ I tail off helplessly.

‘Emma …’ He stares at me bewilderedly. ‘Do all women have secrets?’

Oh no. Have I ruined Connor’s trust in all of womankind for ever?

‘No!’ I exclaim. ‘Of course they don’t! Honestly, Connor, I’m sure it’s only me.’

My words wither on my lips as I glimpse a flash of familiar-looking blond hair at the entrance to the hall. My heart stops.

That can’t be—

That’s not—

‘Connor, I have to go,’ I say, and start hurrying towards the entrance.

‘She told me she’s size ten!’ Connor calls helplessly after me. ‘What does that mean? What size should I really buy?’

‘Twelve!’ I shoot back over my shoulder.

It is. It’s Jemima. Standing in the foyer. What’s she doing here?

The door opens again and I experience such a shock, I feel faint. She’s got a guy with her. In jeans, with cropped hair and squirrelly eyes. He’s got a camera slung over his shoulder and is looking around interestedly.

No.

She can’t have done.

‘Emma,’ comes a voice in my ear.

‘Jack!’ I wheel round, to see him smiling down at me, his dark eyes full of affection.

‘You OK?’ he says, and gently touches my nose.

‘Fine!’ I say a little shrilly. ‘I’m great!’

I have to manage this situation. I have to.

‘Jack — could you get me some water?’ I hear myself saying. ‘I’ll just stay here. I’m feeling a bit dizzy.’ Jack looks alarmed.

‘You know, I thought there was something wrong. Let me take you home. I’ll call the car.’

‘No. It’s … it’s fine. I want to stay. Just get me some water. Please,’ I add as an afterthought.

As soon as he’s gone I tear into the foyer, almost tripping up in my haste.

‘Emma!’ Jemima looks up brightly. ‘Excellent! I was just about to look for you. Now, this is Mick, and he wants to ask you some questions. We thought we’d use this little room here.’ She heads into a small, empty office which leads off from the foyer.

‘No!’ I say, grabbing her arm. ‘Jemima, you have to go. Now. Go!’

‘I’m not going anywhere!’ Jemima jerks her arm out of my grasp and rolls her eyes at Mick, who’s closing the door of the office behind me. ‘I told you she was being all hissy about it.’

‘Mick Collins,’ Mick thrusts a business card into my hand. ‘Delighted to meet you, Emma. Now, there’s no need to get worried, is there?’ He gives me a soothing smile, as though he’s completely used to dealing with hysterical women telling him to go. Which he probably is. ‘Let’s just sit down quietly, have a nice chat …’

He’s chewing gum as he speaks, and as I smell the spearmint wafting towards me, I almost want to throw up.

‘Look, there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I say, forcing myself to sound polite. ‘I’m afraid there’s no story.’

‘Well, let’s see about that, shall we?’ says Mick with a friendly smile. ‘You tell me the facts …’

‘No! I mean, there’s nothing.’ I turn to Jemima. ‘I told you I didn’t want you to do anything. You promised me!’

‘Emma, you are such a wimp.’ She gives Mick an exasperated look. ‘Do you see why I’ve been forced to take action? I told you what a bastard Jack Harper was to her. He needs to learn his lesson.’

‘Absolutely right,’ agrees Mick and puts his head on one side as though measuring me up. ‘Very attractive,’ he says to Jemima. ‘You know, we could think about an accompanying interview feature. My romp with top boss. You could make some serious money,’ he adds to me.

‘No!’ I say in horror.

‘Emma, stop being so coy!’ snaps Jemima. ‘You want to do it really. This could be a whole new career for you, you realize.’

‘I don’t want a new career!’

‘Well then you should! Do you know how much Monica Lewinsky makes a year?’

‘You’re sick,’ I say in disbelief. ‘You’re a totally sick, warped—’

‘Emma, I’m just acting in your best interests.’

‘You’re not!’ I cry, feeling my face flame red. ‘I … I might be getting back together with Jack!’

There’s a thirty-second silence. I stare at her, holding my breath. Then it’s as if the killer robot jerks into action again, shooting yet more rays.

‘Even more reason to do it!’ says Jemima. ‘This’ll keep him on his toes. This’ll show him who’s boss. Go on, Mick.’

‘Interview with Emma Corrigan. Tuesday, 15th July, 9.40 p.m.’ I look up, and stiffen in horror. Mick has produced a small tape recorder and is holding it towards me.