Turtles All the Way Down by John Green

I hadn’t been sleeping much. Hadn’t been thinking straight. That sanitizer is basically pure alcohol; you can’t keep drinking that. Should probably call Dr. Singh, but then you’ll have to talk to her answering service and tell a stranger that you’re crazy. Can’t bear the thought of Dr. Singh calling back, voice tinged with sympathy, asking whether I’m taking the medication every day. Doesn’t work anyway. Nothing does. Three different medications and five years of cognitive behavioral therapy later, and here we are.

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I startled awake at the sound of Daisy opening the passenger door. “You okay?” she asked.

“Yeah,” I said. I turned the car on. Felt my spine straightening. I reversed out of the parking spot and then waited in line to leave campus. “You barely even changed my name,” I said. My voice felt squeaky, but I was finding it.

“Huh?”

“Ayala, Aza. Beginning of the alphabet to the end and back. Gave her compulsions. Gave her my personality. Anyone reading it would know how you really feel about me. Mychal. Davis. Everyone at school, probably.”

“Aza,” Daisy said. My real name sounded wrong in her voice. “You’re not—”

“Oh, fuck off.”

“I’ve been writing them since I was eleven, and you’ve never read a single one.”

“You never asked.”

“First, I did ask. A bunch of times. And then I got tired of you saying you’d read them and never doing it. And second, I shouldn’t have to ask. You could take three seconds away from your nonstop fucking contemplation of yourself to think about other people’s interests. Look, I came up with Ayala in like seventh grade. And it was a dick move, but she’s her own character now. She’s not you, okay?” We were still inching our way through the student parking lot. “I mean, I love you, and it’s not your fault, but your anxiety does kind of invite disasters.”

At last I pulled off campus and headed north up Meridian toward the highway. She kept talking, of course. She always did. “I’m sorry, okay? I should’ve let Ayala die years ago. But yeah, you’re right, it is kind of a way of coping with—I mean, Holmesy, you’re exhausting.”

“Yeah, all our friendship has gotten you in the last couple months is fifty thousand dollars and a boyfriend. You’re right, I’m a terrible person. What’d you call me in that story? Useless. I’m useless.”

“Aza, she’s not you. But you are . . . extremely self-centered. Like, I know you have the mental problems and whatever, but they do make you . . . you know.”

“I don’t know, actually. They make me what?”

“Mychal said once that you’re like mustard. Great in small quantities, but then a lot of you is . . . a lot.”

I didn’t say anything.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t’ve said that.”

We were stopped at a red light, and when it turned green I was somewhat ungentle with Harold’s accelerator. I could feel the heat in my cheeks, but couldn’t tell if I was about to start crying or screaming. Daisy kept going. “But you know what I mean. Like, what are my parents’ names?”

I didn’t answer. I didn’t know the answer. I just took a long breath, trying to push my heartbeat down into my chest. I didn’t need Daisy to point out what a shitshow I was. I knew.

“What are their jobs? When was the last time you were at my apartment—five years ago? We’re supposed to be best friends, Holmesy, and you don’t even know if I have any fucking pets. You have no idea what it’s like for me, and you’re so, like, pathologically uncurious that you don’t even know what you don’t know.”

“You have a cat,” I whispered.

“You just have no fucking clue. It’s all so fucking easy for you. I mean, you think you and your mom are poor or whatever, but you got braces. You got a car and a laptop and all that shit, and you think it’s natural. You think it’s just normal to have a house with your own room and a mom who helps you with your homework. You don’t think you’re privileged, but you have everything. You don’t know what it’s like for me, and you don’t ask. I share a room with my annoying eight-year-old sister whose name you don’t know and then you judge me for buying a car instead of saving it all for college, but you don’t know. You want me to be some selfless, proper heroine who’s too good for money, but that’s bullshit, Holmesy. Being poor doesn’t purify you or whatever the fuck. It just sucks. You don’t know my life. You haven’t taken the time to find out, and you don’t get to judge me.”

“Her name is Elena,” I said quietly.

“You think it’s hard for you and I’m sure it is from inside your head, but . . . you can’t get it, because your privileges are just oxygen to you. I thought the money, I thought it would make us the same. I’ve always been trying to keep up with you, trying to type as fast on my phone as you can on your laptop, and I thought it would make us closer, but it just made me feel . . . like you’re spoiled, kinda. Like, you’ve had this all along, and you can’t even know how much easier it makes everything, because you don’t ever think about anybody else’s life.”

I felt like I might throw up. We merged onto the highway. My head was careening—I hated myself, hated her, thought she was right and wrong, thought I deserved it and didn’t.

“You think it’s easy for me?”

“I don’t mean—”