Vampire Crush(21)
Author: A.M. Robinson

When I get home there’s a small violet envelope resting at the foot of the front door. Inside I find a magazine page whose ragged edges suggest it was ripped out with quite a bit of rage. "Are You a Good Friend?" the quiz asks. Scribbled across it in what I pray is red nail polish is one word: "No."

I start to cry. You would think this would have happened sometime closer to my brush with death, but this is the tipping point. Because Violet is right – I am a horrible friend who will not only lead you to your doom in the forest, but will also unwittingly hold hands with your ex-boyfriend. The front door opens as I am wiping sloppy tears off my cheeks.

"You know that you are supposed to call if you’re going to be later than – ," my dad starts but then stops when he sees my face. "Are you hurt? What’s wrong?"

"I’m fine," I sniffle. He’s wearing the clothes that mean he’s about to tinker with something in the garage: an old pair of corduroy pants and a flannel shirt that he still tucks in. It makes him look both dignified and woodsy, like a professor at a school for lumberjacks. Overcome by a wave of affection, I drop my backpack with a thud and lurch toward him for a hug. "I didn’t mean to be late."

I’ve taken him by surprise. "It’s okay. Marcie and I are just a little on edge. Your sister came home screaming that her life was over. Marcie’s up there with her now. I think it has to do with that boy she was dating."

Caroline. I had forgotten all about her. "They broke up," I say. "I promise you that it’s for the best."

"I trust your judgment on that." Dad shoves his hands in the pockets of his corduroys and peers at me quizzically. "Are you sure you’re okay?"

"Just a bad day."

I can’t tell if he’s bought it. He just studies me for a few more seconds and then pats me on the back before telling me that he’ll be in the garage if I need to talk.

I find Marcie and Caroline in her bedroom. They sit on her pink bedspread surrounded by a coterie of stuffed animals, three of which are currently being strangled in Caroline’s arms. If Grover were not already blue, he would be now. Her head is buried in a pillow that rests in Marcie’s lap. It may prevent Caroline’s wails from coming out clearly, but it doesn’t dim the sorrow. Marcie is gently stroking her hair, adding an understanding "I know" at every pause. When she sees me at the door, she holds a finger to her lips.

Suddenly Caroline’s head twists to the side. ". . . And then he said, ‘I fear you are not who I am looking for, Caroline,’" she says in a startlingly good imitation that’s unfortunately ruined by the half sob, half hiccup at the end. "What does that even mean? Who knows what they’re looking for at seventeen?"

"I know, dear. That’s what I told you earlier," Marcie soothes, moving a strand of tangled blond hair away from her daughter’s eyes. Once her vision is cleared, Caroline spots me in front of her.

"So I guess you heard," she sniffles from Marcie’s lap. "Vlad broke up with me at the end of school today. Everyone heard. Even Ms. Kate." This last bit sets off a new wave of tears.

"I know. I’m sorry, Caroline." I perch on the sliver of bed not covered by something fuzzy. "You have to believe me when I say that you are better off."

At first she doesn’t respond, and I’m afraid that I’ve said the wrong thing. I didn’t think it was an "I told you so," but occasionally some know-it-all creeps in without my permission.

"Yeah," she finally says. "You were right. He’s a jerk. Also . . . ," she starts, but then cranes her head to look up at Marcie. "Mom, cover your ears."

Marcie dutifully brings her hands up, obviously in a mood to humor her distraught daughter. But over her head, to me, she mouths, "Tell me if it’s drugs."

"Also," Caroline continues, satisfied that Marcie’s hands are soundproof, "he was not a great kisser. He bit my lip. And he really wanted me to take off my shirt."

It’s nice to know that the breakup hasn’t affected Caroline’s desire to TMI, even when in front of parents. It used to embarrass me, but now I sort of admire it. And if Vlad’s bizarre question to Lindsay in the woods is any indication, it only adds to the evidence suggesting that Vlad thinks this girl he’s looking for has some sort of mark on her body. But what? A mole? A big bull’s eye? A tattoo that says, "I am dying to be a vampire groupie"? Definitely number one on my "Things to Find Out" list. Well, maybe number two, after "Figure out what exactly ‘mind-wiping’ entails."

I start to make my exit. "Caroline, you know where I am if you want to talk," I say and give her shoulder a squeeze. She throws her arms around my neck in an enthusiastic, snotty hug that squishes my arms to my chest before pulling back abruptly.

"Why are you wearing a scarf?" she asks, curiosity overcoming self-pity. I had wrapped an old black scarf I found in the backseat around my neck to hide the puncture wounds. Trust Caroline to sniff out a fashion faux pas in the midst of an emotional breakdown.

"I think I’m getting a cold," I say.

"Well, it doesn’t match your outfit," she says, starting to tear up again. "That really goes more with a peacoat."

To make it up to her, I sit through a few more rounds of Vlad-bashing. When I’m finally able to escape to my room, I head to the floor-length mirror and de-scarf my neck. The skin is smeared with blood, and while I can still see the deep impression of two tiny holes, they seem to have stopped bleeding. That’s . . . something.

After erasing as much vampire action from my neck as possible, I search for the happiest pajamas that I can find, finally settling on a pair from three Christmases ago that is dotted with smiley, spouting whales. The shirt is a little too tight across the chest and I have a feeling that an impulsive squat might spell sayonara for the bottoms, but they are comfy and worn in all the right places.

I start to slide under the covers, but the thought of trying to sleep with, well, things lurking outside seems silly, if not dangerous. Instead, I curl up in my desk chair to keep watch, noting with surprise that it has started to rain. Raindrops distort my view of outside, fracturing the light from the nearby street lamps and blurring everything outside. The one thing I can see clearly is the window across the way. James’s window.

"We’ll talk," he said. Twice.

Suddenly the room feels stuffy, claustrophobic. I open the window to let in a gust of chilled air, sending whatever raindrops that were still clinging to the glass scurrying to the bottom of the pane. The silver rivers they leave in their wake slice my view of James’s house down the middle, and it is a relief. Now I can’t see anything.