Blood Bound (Mercy Thompson #2)(30)
Author: Patricia Briggs

He’d been warning me about "pushing buttons" for as long as I could remember. I don’t know why. I’m not stupid. I’m always careful when I torment werewolves… then I remembered Samuel’s eyes last night.

"I won’t," I promised, meaning it.

But then he said, "Good girl," and hung up.

As if he’d never doubted I’d do as he told me. Bran seldom had to worry about people not following his orders-except for me. I guess he’d forgotten about that.

It was a good thing there weren’t any werewolves around to annoy. I’d like to think I was grown-up enough not to pick a fight just because Bran told me not to, but, still… I wouldn’t have poked at Samuel, not in his current state, but it was probably a good thing Ben wasn’t around.

Although it was not yet eight in the morning, there was a car waiting for me in the parking lot, a sky blue Miata convertible. Even after our talk last night, Adam had sent Honey out to babysit me again.

Sometimes you wonder what gets into parents when they name their children. I knew a girl named Helga who grew up to be five feet tall and weighed 95 pounds. Sometimes, though, sometimes, parents get it right.

Honey had waves of shimmering golden brown hair that fell over her shoulders to her hips. Her face was all soft curves and pouty lips, the kind of face you’d expect to see in a professional cheerleading outfit, though I’ve never seen Honey wear anything that wasn’t classy.

"I’ve been waiting here for an hour and a half," she said, sounding miffed as she got out of her car. Today she was wearing creamy linen shorts that would show every smudge of dirt-if she irritated me too much today, I could always get her with my grease gun.

"It’s Saturday," I told her amiably, cheered by my thoughts. "I work whatever hours I want to on Saturday. However, I believe in being fair. Since you had to wait for me, why don’t you count that as a good effort and go on home?"

She raised an eyebrow. "Because Adam sent me here to watch you and make sure the boogeyman doesn’t come and eat you. And as much as I’d like to see that happen, I don’t disobey the Alpha."

There were a lot of reasons I didn’t like Honey.

The car I was working on needed a new starter. That’s how it all began. Three hours later I was still sorting through unlabeled dusty boxes in the storage shed that predated Gabriel’s reign of order on my parts supply.

"Somewhere in here there should be three starters that fit a 1987 Fox," I told Gabriel, wiping my forehead off on my sleeve. I may not mind the heat usually, but the thermometer on the outside of the shed read 107 degrees.

"If you told me that somewhere in here you had Excalibur and the Holy Grail, I’d believe you." He grinned at me. He’d only come out after he’d finished the parts supply order so he still had energy to be happy. "Are you sure you don’t want me to run down to the parts store and pick one up?"

"Fine," I said dropping a box of miscellaneous bolts on the floor of the shed. I shut the door and locked it, though if I’d left it open, maybe some nice thieves would come and clean it out for me. "Why don’t you pick up some lunch for us while you’re out? There’s a good taco wagon by the car wash over on First."

"Honey, too?"

I glanced over at her car where she was sitting in air-conditioned comfort as she had been since I came out here. I hoped she’d had her oil changed recently-idling for hours could be hard on an engine.

She saw me looking at her and smiled unpleasantly, still not a hair out of place. I’d been sweating in a dusty and greasy shed all morning and the bruises Littleton left on my face were a lovely shade of yellow today.

"Yeah," I said reluctantly. "Take the lunch money out of petty cash. Use the business credit card for the starter."

Gabriel bounced back into the office and was on his way out by the time I made it to the door. The air-conditioning felt heavenly and I drank two glasses of water before going back to work. The garage wasn’t as cool as the office, but it was a lot better than outside.

Honey followed me through the office to the shop and managed to ignore me at the same time. I noticed, with some satisfaction, that soon after she left the office, she broke out in a sweat.

I’d just had time to get a good start on a brake job when she spoke. "There’s someone in the office."

I hadn’t heard anyone, but I hadn’t been listening. I wiped my hands hastily and headed back into the office. I wasn’t officially opened, but a lot of my regular customers know I’m here on Saturdays more often than not.

As it happened the face was familiar.

"Mr. Black," I said. "More car problems?"

He started to look at me, but his eyes ran into trouble as they hit Honey and refused to move off of her. It was not an uncommon reaction. One more reason to hate Honey-not that I needed another one.

"Honey, this is Tom Black, a reporter who wants the skinny on what it’s like to date Adam Hauptman, prince of the werewolves." I said it to get a rise out of her, but Honey disappointed me.

"Mr. Black," she said, coolly extending her hand.

He shook her hand, still staring at her, and then seemed to recover. He cleared his throat. "Prince of the Werewolves? Is he?"

"She can’t talk to you, Mr. Black," Honey told him, though she glanced at me to make it clear that the words were directed at me. If she weren’t more careful, she’d find herself outed as a werewolf. If she weren’t dumber than a stump she’d have known I don’t take orders. Not from Bran, not from Adam or Samuel-certainly not from Honey.

"No one ever told me not to talk to reporters," I said

"I will make it worth your while," Black said in a classic assumption close worthy of a used car salesman. He reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a roll of bills in a gold clip and set them on the counter. If I hadn’t been so ticked off with Honey-and Adam for sticking me with her-I’d have laughed. But Honey was there, so I licked my lips and looked interested.

"Well…" I began.

Honey turned to me, vibrating with rage. "I hope that Adam lets me be the one to break your scrawny neck."

Yep. It wouldn’t be long before everyone knew Honey was a werewolf. She was just too easy. I ought to have felt guilty for baiting her.

Instead, I rolled my eyes at her. " Please."

Black ignored Honey. "I want to know what you think about him personally. What is dating a werewolf like?" He gave me a charming smile, though his eyes were still watchful. "The public wants to know."

That last statement was too comic-book reporter for me to ignore. It pulled my attention from Honey. I considered Black thoughtfully for a moment. He smelled anxious-and angry. Not the emotions of a reporter about to get the story he wanted.