Dark Wild Night (Wild Seasons #3)(24)
Author: Christina Lauren

There are a thousand words in that tiny expression¸ and I don’t speak the language.

“Stalking you two is one of the many perks of being a comic writer,” I answer, stretching out with my sketchpad on the new couch in the back corner. Lately, the front reading nook is almost always full of Oliver’s fangirls and high school kids sneak-reading Sex Criminals. “I get to hang out here all day and call it research.”

“She’s hiding from the paparazzi.” Oliver lifts his chin to the front window to indicate the lone man standing with a notepad near some parking meters. “It’s only eleven in the morning and he’s been there for two hours now,” he tells me. “I think he’s hoping to get an interview with you for his tiny free paper with a circulation of about five thousand in Chula Vista.”

I’m grateful for the steaming Starbucks cup in his hand because I suspect the time he took to go get that is the only reason I missed him on my way in.

Although the press release got widespread coverage, trending hashtags, and the Tumblr memes are already out in full force, so far the buzz is all about casting, and there doesn’t seem to be much more interest in me. Writers are boring. Introverted writers who don’t seek attention are even more so. I’ve been able to forward all of the big interview requests to Benny so far, or answer questions via email. Thankfully, for now, Angela Marshall was wrong about how my day-to-day life would change.

“What’d you do last night?” Not-Joe calls to me, handing a customer a bag and closing the register.

“Went to Oliver’s for dinner.”

The man in question doesn’t look up when I say this, and again I wonder what’s going through his head. Is he thinking about how it felt to lie front to back on his couch? Is he thinking about how he maybe ate all the ice cream by himself after I left? Is he wondering what the hell got into me? I know I am.

I can’t say I regret it, though.

“Din-ner,” Not-Joe repeats.

“Joe.” Oliver’s voice is a gentle warning.

“This guy here made barbecue ribs,” I tell Not-Joe. “They were fantastic.”

Oliver’s eyes meet mine for a brief second and then he looks away, fighting a smile.

“So, eating meat off some bones, then?” Not-Joe asks, grinning at me. “Sucking off the hot juices?”

I love Oliver’s easy laugh that follows, the subtle slide of his eyes over to me again. I love that the pace of his work doesn’t change even when we look at each other, breathing in, breathing out. He pulls a stack of books from a box and puts it down on a counter. Lifts another stack and puts it down.

“You’re a menace,” I say. I blink over to Not-Joe when I say it, but can pretend I’m saying it to Oliver.

Because he is a menace. A calm, steady, sexy-as-fuck menace.

Not-Joe shrugs, moving on, and bends down to inspect a book. “Say, this new issue of Red Sonja features a lot of breast curve. I mightily approve.”

Oliver turns around to look at him across the room. “Show me both of your hands, Joe.”

Not-Joe holds up his hands, laughing. “You’re the guy who wanks to comics, not me.”

“You’re the guy who gets asked ‘is it in yet?’ ” Oliver drawls.

“You’re the guy who keeps asking, ‘Is it good, baby, does it feel good?’ ”

“Don’t need to, mate,” Oliver tells him, looking back down at an inventory sheet. “I know it’s good.”

Not-Joe laughs but I feel my eyes go wide at the growl in Oliver’s voice, the casual way this fell from his lips. I’m choked by the weight of jealousy and longing when I think about him having sex. Or maybe it’s the leftover needneedneed from last night.

Last night was weird.

I blink, turning to look at a rack of new releases and urging my brain to reboot.

“Just because it’s good for you doesn’t mean it’s good for them,” Not-Joe says.

“Well,” I answer absently, “there were the lesbian roommates who made him practice, practice, practice. . . .”

I trail off, having felt the store go completely still.

Reboot fail. I can’t believe I just said this.

The story of Oliver and his lesbian roommates was one I heard when we were all hammered—from Ansel, no less, and he had on his adorable troublemaker face when he told me—but Oliver and I have literally never talked about it. Shocking as that may be.

I can feel him staring at the side of my face, and one of his fangirl customers basically eye-fucks him from across the store.

“How did—?” he begins.