Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #6)(52)
Author: Charlaine Harris

"Miss Stackhouse," he said, turning his attention back to the papers in front of him. The round table was large and completely cluttered with letters, computer printouts, and an assortment of other papers – bank statements?

While I was relieved not to be an object of interest to the king, I was wondering exactly why I was there. I found out when the queen began to question me about the night before. I told her as explicitly as I could what had happened.

She looked very serious when I talked about Amelia’s stasis spell and what it had done to the body.

"You don’t think the witch knew the body was there when she cast the spell?" the queen asked. I noticed that though the king’s gaze was on the papers in front of him, he hadn’t moved a one of them since I’d begun talking. Of course, maybe he was a very slow reader.

"No, ma’am. I know Amelia didn’t know he was there."

"From your telepathic ability?"

"Yes, ma’am."

Peter Threadgill looked at me then, and I saw that his eyes were an unusual glacial gray. His face was full of sharp angles: a nose like a blade, thin straight lips, high cheekbones.

The king and the queen were both good-looking, but not in a way that struck any chord in me. I had an impression that the feeling was mutual. Thank God.

"You’re the telepath that my dear Sophie wants to bring to the conference," Peter Threadgill said.

Since he was telling me something I already knew, I didn’t feel the need to answer. But discretion won over sheer irritation. "Yes, I am."

"Stan has one," the queen said to her husband, as if vampires collected telepaths the way dog fanciers collected springer spaniels.

The only Stan I knew was a head vampire in Dallas, and the only other telepath I’d ever met had lived there. From the queen’s few words, I guessed that Barry the Bellman’s life had changed a lot since I’d met him. Apparently he worked for Stan Davis now. I didn’t know if Stan was the sheriff or even a king, since at the time I hadn’t been privy to the fact that vampires had such.

"So you’re now trying to match your entourage to Stan’s?" Peter Threadgill asked his wife, in a distinctly unfond kind of way. From the many clues thrown my way, I’d gotten the picture that this wasn’t a love match. If you asked me to cast a vote, I would say it wasn’t even a lust match. I knew the queen had liked my cousin Hadley in a lusty way, and the two brothers on guard had said she’d rocked their world. Peter Threadgill was nowhere near either side of that spectrum. But maybe that only proved the queen was omnisexual, if that was a word. I’d have to look it up when I went home. If I ever got home.

"If Stan can see the advantage in employing such a person, I can certainly consider it – especially since one is easily available."

I was in stock.

The king shrugged. Not that I had formed many expectations, but I would have anticipated that the king of a nice, poor, scenic state like Arkansas would be less sophisticated and folksier, with a sense of humor. Maybe Threadgill was a carpetbagger from New York City. Vampire accents tended to be all over the map – literally – so it was impossible to tell from his speech.

"So what do you think happened in Hadley’s apartment?" the queen asked me, and I realized we’d reverted to the original subject.

"I don’t know who attacked Jake Purifoy," I said. "But the night Hadley went to the graveyard with Waldo, Jake’s drained body landed in her closet. As to how it came there, I couldn’t say. That’s why Amelia is having this ecto thing tonight."

The queen’s expression changed; she actually looked interested. "She’s having an ectoplasmic reconstruction? I’ve heard of those, but never witnessed one."

The king looked more than interested. For a split second, he looked extremely angry.

I forced my attention back to the queen. "Amelia wondered if you would care to, ah, fund it?" I wondered if I should add, "My lady," but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

"That would be a good investment, since our newest vampire might have gotten us all into a great deal of trouble. If he had gotten loose on the populace… I will be glad to pay."

I drew a breath of sheer relief.

"And I think I’ll watch, too," the queen added, before I could even exhale.

That sounded like the worst idea in the world. I thought the queen’s presence would flatten Amelia until all the magic was squished out. However, there was no way I was going to tell the queen she was not welcome.

Peter Threadgill had looked up sharply when the queen had announced she’d watch. "I don’t think you should go," he said, his voice smooth and authoritative. "It will be hard for the twins and Andre to guard you out in the city in a neighborhood like that."

I wondered how the King of Arkansas had any idea what Hadley’s neighborhood was like. Actually, it was a quiet, middle-class area, especially compared to the zoo that was vampire central headquarters, with its constant stream of tourists and picketers and fanatics with cameras.

Sophie-Anne was already preparing to go out. That preparation consisted of glancing in a mirror to make sure the flawless facade was still flawless and sliding on her high, high heels, which had been below the edge of the table. She’d been sitting there barefoot. That detail suddenly made Sophie-Anne Leclerq much more real to me. There was a personality under that glossy exterior.

"I suppose you would like Bill to accompany us," the queen said to me.

"No," I snapped. Okay, there was a personality – and it was unpleasant and cruel.

But the queen looked genuinely startled. Her husband was outraged at my rudeness – his head shot up and his odd gray eyes fixed me with a luminous anger – but the queen was simply taken aback by my reaction. "I thought you were a couple," she said, in a perfectly even voice.

I bit back my first answer, trying to remember who I was talking to, and said, almost in a whisper, "No, we are not." I took a deep breath and made a great effort. "I apologize for being so abrupt. Please excuse me."

The queen simply looked at me for a few seconds longer, and I still could not get the slightest indication of her thoughts, emotions, or intentions. It was like looking at an antique silver tray – a shining surface, an elaborate pattern, and hard to the touch. How Hadley could have been adventurous enough to bed this woman was simply beyond my comprehension.

"You are excused," she said finally.

"You’re too lenient," her husband said, and his surface, at least, began to thin somewhat. His lips curled in something closely approaching a snarl, and I discovered I didn’t want to be the focus of those luminous eyes for another second. I didn’t like the way the Asian gal in red was looking at me, either. And every time I looked at her haircut, it gave me the heebie-jeebies. Gosh, even the elderly lady who’d given my gran a permanent three times a year would have done a better job than the Mad Weed Whacker.