Pale Demon (The Hollows #9)(43)
Author: Kim Harrison

"He can’t even fly," the second one said, pointing at Jenks with his bow. "Even without the shackles. I say let him go. They want him, and for all his finery and height, he can’t fly."

"He’s from the east," the pixy in yellow said. "He’ll adapt. He’s not used to the air. Look at how water fat his flesh is. And his sword," he said, hoisting the one in his hand, and my eyes narrowed. It was Jenks’s. "This is pixy steel. Pixy steel! Fifty-four kids he says he has. All living."

At that, the surrounding pixies rose up, gossiping in words too fast for me to understand.

"He lies!" a pixy said. "You can’t keep that many children alive."

"Jenks can," I said.

"You’re not helping," Ivy called out, and I winced.

"I bet he can!" The head pixy in yellow waved Jenks’s sword around. "Look at him!"

Jenks stood with his hands tied before him and his gossamer wings dripping a black dust. Even I had to admit he looked good, especially compared to the gaunt, smaller pixies surrounding him. In another world, in another time, in another size…but he was Jenks, my friend, and my anger grew. I daren’t move, though. Not with Ivy having a dozen poisoned arrows pointed at her.

Around us, the pixy women tittered, and I burned when one said loudly, "I don’t care if he can fly or not. I’d just unwrap him and wear him like a fur."

"We stole you," the head pixy said to Jenks, gesturing for them to back off. "You belong to us."

"Jenks doesn’t belong to anyone!" I shouted, but Ivy was silent. She was a vampire, and vampires were born to be treated like objects, given to others as favors for a day or a lifetime.

At my exclamation, the pixy flew to the bubble and poked at it with Jenks’s sword. "You’re not big enough to stop us. Get in your car and leave, or we’ll kill the vampire."

I swallowed, feeling cold. "Please. I know this is weird, but Jenks has been working with us for over two years. He owns the church we live in. I pay him rent. You can’t keep him. He has responsibilities. A job. A mortgage. He’s got to get back to his kids because I’m not going to watch them!"

"He owns property?"

It had been the one with the bow, and I nodded as the pixies buzzed over that.

"His garden has so many flowers you can’t step without crushing one," I said. "The grass grows so fast, I have to cut it every week. His children are so clever, they stay awake all winter. They play in snow."

"It sounds like paradise," a pixy wearing a flowing brown tunic said with a sigh.

"You aren’t helping…," Ivy said softly, her voice rising and falling like music.

The pixy with the bow frowned, taking a higher position than the other two. "I told you we should have asked. They do things differently across the Mississippi."

"We caught him!" the leader insisted, but hope rose in me as I saw a crack in their resolve. "Dragged his sorry ass across six clans, and you want to give him up? His wife is dead, and he’s on a quest to spread his seed to the wind. Why else would he be wearing all that red?"

Excuse me?

Ivy made a small sound of disbelief, and I turned to Jenks. He looked as mystified as me.

"Uh, that’s what we do where I come from to get safe passage through another pixy’s territory," Jenks said.

"You don’t just let them cross?" a pixy woman asked, her brown silk furling as she darted up. "How do you find enough food to survive?"

A cultural difference? I thought. The entire mess was the result of a misunderstanding over the color red? "I’m sorry for the mistake," I said, for the first time thinking we might get out of here without a fight. "Can we have him back? He won’t wear red anymore. We didn’t know."

The pixies were flitting in the sun, the shadows of their wings flashing over Ivy as they argued in small knots. Slowly I began to relax.

"He’s a proven provider!" the head pixy said. "We need new breath in our children!" But the bows had been eased and the sword tips had fallen.

"Look," I said, taking a half step forward and halting when the pixies bristled anew at me. "He didn’t know wearing red meant that he was trying to spread his, uh, seed."

"Yeah, I didn’t know!" Jenks said, flushing. "I can’t stay. I gotta get back to my kids!"

"I’m sure we can work out an exchange for your efforts in kidnapping him and bringing him here," I added. "Honey or something. What do you want?"

I held my breath as the three leaders looked at one another and then at their surrounding people as if considering it. I’d buy them an entire tanker of honey if that’s what it took.

"Can you get us…maple syrup?" the pixy in yellow said. "A gallon, maybe? The real stuff, not that lizard shit with the corn syrup in it."

I exhaled, my breath shaking in my lungs. "Yes," I said, seeing the lines in Ivy’s face ease.

The head pixy’s wings became a neutral silver, and he turned to the other two leaders. "For each of us," he added, wanting more after I’d given in so quickly, and I nodded, smiling.

"Three gallons. But Jenks gets his sword back."

"Done!" the three pixies said simultaneously, raising their weapons in salute, and the pixy standing beside Jenks cut his bonds. Jenks gave the buck a nasty look, letting the cut rope fall to his feet. His wings still flat to his back, he raised his hand to catch his thrown sword. Clearly not happy, Jenks jammed his sword away.

It was over, and the pixies by the far rock slide rose up in a whirlwind of sound and color, shouting, "Ku’Sox! The Ku’Sox Sha-Ku’Ru!"

A party? I thought as the air around Jenks and Ivy was suddenly empty of pixy wings. In celebration of a peaceful resolution and three gallons of maple syrup? Smiling, I strode to Jenks, still perched atop the wall. "Are you okay?" I asked, falling to kneel before him, hands curling around him but unable to touch. Never able to touch.

"I’m fine," he muttered, looking embarrassed as he wedged that clip off his wing and wobbled three inches into the air and back down. "Bought for the price of a gallon of syrup."

Ivy’s shadow covered us, and I looked up at her as she chuckled. "It was three," she said. "And better that than my life."

Jenks nodded ruefully. "I’m never going to wear red again. Can we just write them a voucher and go?"

I stood, pushing my nasty hair from my shoulder in invitation. "One of us will run into town for it, and then we’ll get out of here. Trent will just have to suck it up."